Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

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Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

Postby -wicked-toon-X on Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:45 pm

1/5

how many parts from the matrix can you jack before you have to give them royalties? it was ridiculous.
no plot, didn't make sense. just fuck.

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Re: Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

Postby BlueSix on Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:01 am

-wicked-toon-X wrote:1/5

how many parts from the matrix can you jack before you have to give them royalties? it was ridiculous.
no plot, didn't make sense. just fuck.


You're being generous. They tried so hard to make the main villain a hardcore badass that it was just a caricature. And they did rip a fuckton of shit off of the Matrix. Some scenes in the opening were shot almost identically. Fuck that movie sucked horribly. It's almost like Milla Jovovich is banging the director or something.

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Re: Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

Postby buzz on Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:34 am

But did Mila come out naked?

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Re: Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

Postby -wicked-toon-X on Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:21 am

not even close. there was nothing remotely appealing about the movie.

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Re: Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

Postby zel on Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:02 am

too bad, i wanted to like this movie. I really liked the first one, number two was meh, 3 was better, and now this. I love milla tho, ever since fifth element so i'll prolly rent it once it hits netflix. :/


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