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Postby Mitchell on Mon May 29, 2006 12:08 pm

Ok get this shit, im not saying i'm tha man with women but i have a few lady friends. My birthday was friday and i took one of them along for a b-day date kind of thing, shes been my main girl for a while now. During tha party i look over and my buddy, who i'm preaty sure has never been laid, has her in a courner talking to her. I didnt think anything about it. She comes up to me a few min. later and wants to leave. I ask y and she wont tell me. I just thouhgt it was a girl thing and it was late so we left. She then said that he was telling her he loved her and i was the wrong man for her and all this shit then tryed to kiss her. Lets just say i'm glad she told me after we left. I'm all 4 bros over hos but that shit is wrong. She went home with me anyways so score one for tha mitch. The next day when we wake up, another buddy of mine, who was at my party and knows shes one of mine, calls her and ask her to come over to his house 4 lunch. WTF!!! And everyone knows this dudes never been laid. She said i'm still at mitchell's and he come off with oohh yea, i knew that, i wanted him to come too. I thought maybe my phone was messed up but she said he got her number the night befor. She didnt think anything about it because he is one of my friends. Now neather one will pick up there phone or talk to me and i'm really am trying to play it cool Does this shit happen to everyone! I mean i dont want to start spliting heads but they know i will. Hints the reason they wont talk to me. Now i do have other girls in my life but that was my fucking birthday date for god sakes. Just because your lame and cant get girls doesnt mean u can have one of mine. Any ways glad i could get that off my chest. and on one ending note: GET OFF MY KOOL AID!!!!!!

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Postby buzz on Mon May 29, 2006 1:14 pm

pics! of the girl !!

PS- Happy Birthday

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Postby Phyrez on Mon May 29, 2006 3:22 pm

Girls are evil... Women are the shit!

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Postby K0deXaer0 on Mon May 29, 2006 5:43 pm

ONE of yours? damn dood share the wealth.

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Postby Tiberian_Son on Tue May 30, 2006 9:46 am

Stop cock blocking your virgin friends and get the man some ass. :P

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Postby HangOver on Tue May 30, 2006 11:51 am

all that story just to tell us it's your birthday? sheesh!

jk :) happy b-day man and don't sweat it. if they would pull that shit, they aren't good enough friends to worry about. turn the tables and abuse their friendship and get all that YOU can out of it, all the while doing NOTHING for them. then, when the confrontation occurs, you can split his fucking melon.

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Postby Mitchell on Tue May 30, 2006 4:44 pm

after 6 years u fellers still can read my mind!

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Postby -wicked-toon-X on Tue May 30, 2006 6:09 pm

the thing is you got too many ladies man, its hard.

the fucked up part is that its your friends, usually its the girls guy friends with
that bullshit, its not like she's a baby she knows whats up

i think you should get your girl to invite them to have a dinner somewhere
real expensive have her order expensive shit and than in the middle of it
just get up and be like i got a message from mitch and just like throw some
food and/or drink and him and walk out like a G hhahah

if she does that have her have a camera with her for us woo wooo wooo

or you can tell her to have him take her drinking and get him real drunk and
than shit you can do anything take his cloths and leave him passed out in the
middle of the hood or your old high school (prefferably like at 5am on a monday)

or theres the old meet me somewhere and than when he shows up you are
there and you fuck him up, thats always a classic

bottom line they can't get any and are trying to eat of your plate, you apperantly
don't want to share so be evil! muhahahahhahha

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Postby Router on Wed May 31, 2006 8:03 am

Toon is just, you know Jelolus cause he is a Virgin and all (Not including his time with Khem though :lol: )

Happy Birthday!!

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